feel you here forever, you and me together

There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.

- Audrey Hepburn

(I will be posting some nsfw items, so if you follow this blog, please be sure to be 18+.)
  • Hubby: *Listening to Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo by the Bloodhound Gang*
  • Lauren: *singing along* FOXTROT! UNICORN! CHARLIE! KILO!
  • Hubby: ... Unicorn?
  • Lauren: Uniform. I was saying uniform. I know the word is uniform.
  • Hubby: *dies laughing*
  • Lauren: *dies of embarrassment* ... I really did know that it was uniform ...